bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
me listening to the 1975 (via warpedtourlouis)
And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit